Policies and Procedures

We have an exculsive range of Policies and Procedures for you to choose from and enjoy:

Dress Code

Zero Tolorance for Slavery

Harrassment, Spitefulness, Being a General Pain in the Neck

Wellbeing

Racism, Sexism and Our Elvis Impersonation Support Service

Violent Conduct, Fights in general, Keying your Colleagues Car

Sustainability

Hazardous Waste

Freedom of Speech

Health and Safety

Manual handling

Attendance, Puntuality, Puctuation, Vacation allowance, Time off during times of global conflict especially the impending Nuclear War that, let's face it, will soon be upon us.

How to handle unwanted advances from your boss

Anti discrimination, Antihistamine, Antiques road show

Toilet breaks, fag breaks, tea breaks, heart breaks, snooker breaks

Security principles

Safe spaces

Believe me, our dedicated HR Team here at The House Of Hatch are working round the clock in order to legislate for absolutely ANY set of circumstances that may impede your enjoyment of our extensice range of high quality products.